"The observant among you will probably be aware that the white person wet dream 'Be Kind, Rewind' is about to be released. This might be the biggest event in white person film since The Royal Tenenbaums."
--From #68 (Michel Gondry) in the list of Stuff White People Like from the blog, "Stuff White People Like"
Oh Heavenly God, I am so white! It's like the writer knows my innermost thoughts, feelings, and desires.